The Journal Star had a seven part series called “What I Believe,” which featured a random person each day and talked about what their essential beliefs were toward life, spirituality and society. This was my contribution, which was rejected on the notion that it was probably not best to poke fun at the people who cooperated with the paper for the series.
And on top of that, there’s the valid assertion that it means absolutely nothing. But it made me laugh a lot.
The idea that this is what goes on in somebody’s head when asked the question, “What do you believe?” made me laugh out loud for several minutes, and I don’t usually laugh when I’m on the computers at work. Well done.